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Chapter 145: Re-Entry, Cats, and Other Distractions

Coming back to Northwest Arkansas after weeks of go-go-go felt… nice? And also like someone slammed the brakes on my personality. One minute I’m in cities, airports, eating my way through life, the next I’m grocery shopping and doing laundry in a campground like a hippie. Who is she?

I set up at Blowing Springs for a proper reset: unpack suitcases, wash everything, clean the van. Naturally, productivity lasted about five minutes because the neighbors had two free-roaming, model-level gorgeous cats. Kaya and Tigger. They live in a bus-sized Class A RV, casually hop off like they own the place, and just vibe. Kaya came over for pets like we were long-lost friends. I, of course, abandoned all chores immediately.

Kaya coming for a visit <3

And this is Tigger!

Turns out their humans are from Leavenworth, which I had literally just visited. They sold their house, bought the RV, and now live with the kind of calm energy I aspire to but will probably never achieve. Doors open, curtains never drawn, just making coffee and watching TV like life isn’t complicated. Even their cats are emotionally regulated.

The cat bus :-D

That night I made pork ragu pasta. Was it Seattle-level dining? No. But was it served in actual porcelain instead of a plastic bowl? Yes.  The next few days were a mix of “getting back into routine” and “why is routine so annoying.” We also dipped back into stealth camping mode, which is less “stealth” and more “eat dinner in a park, shower at the gym, and hope the truck next to you doesn’t idle all night.” It works. It’s just not relaxing.



Oh, and the van? Of course it had drama. The water pump started making a weird noise… but only when we weren’t at the dealership. At Moix, it behaved like an angel. The second I got home? Full performance. Dustin said it “got scared at the doctor,” which is honestly the most accurate diagnosis. At least I caught it on video and earned us a replacement.



Somewhere in between, I woke up from a dream about Canadian geese… to actual geese outside the van. Either I’ve reached peak nature alignment or I’m losing it.



By Friday, we were back at Roaring River State Park, chairs out, drinks in hand, watching the sunset like we didn’t just spend the week arguing with a water pump and reorganizing condiments.

Balance. Sort of.



Chapter 146: Fish, Fire, and Overconfidence

Saturday started with a bold strategy: I did not prepare protein.

Nelson’s job? Catch a trout. That was the KPI for the day.

While he fished, I fully leaned into campground social life... aka people-watching and politely asking strangers if I could have their leftover firewood. Not only did they say yes, they delivered it to our fire ring like some kind of camping fairy godfather. I immediately regretted not buying marshmallows. Rookie mistake.

Campground fully booked out!

Fishing reports were not promising. I went to the Nature Center to visit Henry the snake (and David the naturalist, but let’s be honest, mainly Henry), came back… and Nelson was standing there with a big, cleaned trout like he just closed a major deal. KPI met. Exceeded, even.



So naturally, we decided to smoke it. For the first time. With zero agreement from the internet on how to actually do that.

We butterflied the fish… badly. It looked like a crime scene but still edible. I dry-brined it with salt and sugar because our fridge is the size of a shoebox and “wet brine” is a luxury we cannot afford. Then I hung the fish over the sink using S-hooks like some kind of deranged kitchen installation. It worked. It just looked… concerning.



Then came the fire. I thought you just… burn wood chips. Nelson informed me that, no, we need an actual fire first. Good to know.  And grateful for free firewood from our neighbors!




While the fish was doing its thing, I fried the roe with bacon bits. It popped. It smelled amazing.


 

We overcooked the trout on purpose because food poisoning was not on the agenda. And it was great. Smoky, a little dry, but ours. The roe was incredible. We high-fived like we had just won a cooking show instead of barely following instructions from 20 conflicting websites.



It was one of those meals that tasted better because we made it outside, a little confused, a little proud.

Peak vanlife moment.

Chapter 147: Weather Betrayal

Sunday woke up and chose violence.

After the perfect Saturday, we got… snow in the forecast. Excuse me?? It’s mid-March. I would like to file a formal complaint.

WTF!


We packed up around 2pm and went back to fish, because apparently we don’t learn. The weather escalated quickly: rain → hail → snow. I was cold, grumpy, and just over it.  At one point we considered going out to eat like civilized people. Instead, we made hot vegetable soup with fish balls in the van, which felt like both a defeat and a win.

We ended the night parked on our land, with the sky doing its dramatic winter finale thing. 

Winter, seriously: please leave.

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